i should set up a separate category for “posts apologizing about not posting more”

What’s been new? not much.

Last week lost my Motorolla cellphone, using my old LG phone which I hate to death, because the geniuses or passive aggressive designers at LG seemed like they made a point to make all of the functions and keypad shortcuts the exact OPPOSITE of Motorolla so if we’re texting or calling and you just hear tears of anger on the other end catapulting to the pavement, don’t worry, they will be shipping my “free” (50 dollar unrefundable replacement fee, in addition to the 5 bucks a month the charge me to replace a phone in the event I destroy it, bringing the grand total of my “free replacement” phone to over 130 bucks, about 50 more than I paid for it when I signed my new contract last year. fuckers.) replacement phone tomorrow, so more dumb movies with me talking to myself soon.

hi.

Jesus, I just found these doing a google image search for ’scumbag’

I have no idea, doesn’t look photoshopped

dolphinburger.com images directory

xox

PS secure your directories!

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Today’s YouTube links:

Mike Gravel rolls in with another instant classic, covering John Lennon’s “Give Peace a Chance” with his own remixed version.

While on the subject, here’s a video (as is the case with anything you find online, it may or may not be labelled correctly, always go with your trusted information sources for confirmation) titled “John Lennon’s 31st Birthday Party, 1971”

Which then of course leads us over to an outake from the Dirty Mac, wihout a doubt Britain’s greatest supergroup, which if you’re not confused yet consisted of Eric Claption on lead guitar, Keith Richards on bass, Mitch Mitchell on drums and John Lennon leading things on vocals and rhythmn guitar. The Dirty Mac was formed for the filming of the Rolling Stones 1969 short, but epic film, “The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus”. Here’s a second take of “Yer Blues“. And it being YouTube, here’s an alternate, alternate version of the tune from the film, some sort of production outtake with a split-screen, pretty cool.

On another note, let’s go with this crackhead/kung fu braid jesus dude. Like combining profanity, insults and preaching the word of god is an incredible combination, I gotta say, I’d be way more inclined to attend whatever church he’s associated with than any other in the universe…and let’s go with some basic “Men are Better than Women” shit from Dr. Philznicki.

Today’s YouTube links:

Totally wild old-school Madison avenue 70’s weirdness courtesy of Wookie Cookies

The dudes from South Park give you Princess, a NSF flash cartoon about a loveable doggie.

Also, a classic clip of Stevie Wonder on Sesame St.

And it’s country hour this Friday, as we take some time out with Graham Parson’s old outfit, the Flying Burrito Brothers doing their tune “Christine’s Song”. Another classic from the FBB that I had forgotten about, White Line Fever. One more from the Brothers, that also gives a good idea of the grotesque specactle that was Altamont (what’s the deal with the frisbees? jeesh), a live version of “Six Days on the Road“, with possibly Mick introducing them…

The FFB feature the gnarliest of gnarly pedal steel player, Sneaky Pete was a stop-motion animator for Gumby and the Outer Limits before joining the band, AND played on Mind Games and did animations for the Empire Strikes Back, pretty cool, RIP Pete.

Another band that GP was involved with, the Byrds in a rare live clip, most of the clips on YT are mimed.

From the “videos I really shouldn’t be watching” department, I found these kids
After watching this dork’s video asking people to kill him.

Also, this is a hilarious clip demonstrating that TV “newspeople” are a bunch of idiots

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Also, all Hail TIMECUBE

And, I was not aware but the O.T.O has their own official site, which seems kind of silly seeing how they are a secret society, but you be the judge.
CastleTower.org

In other news, it’s a little silly for the owners of the thong to comment on the dry-cleaning, if I were the model I’d be a little embarrassed…

New stuff from the paperrad kids, they have their own caretoon now, it looks like it’s going to be incredible, i love them.

Also, I must make a point to get over to Death by Audio more, it’s a fun space in Williamsburg that has bands and share my love of effects pedals.

When not hammering Youtube for random videos, stalking Raymi’s blog friends or emailing copy edits to the NYTimes, I go here for some interesting articles on various scintillating topics, as well as the hermenautic circle blog, a content aggregator based on the same philosophies/topics.

Today’s YouTube offerings:

First off, any of these
Stairway to Stardom clips totally rule, but I recommend
Dante
Black Flag live at Umass Amherst 1984
Dinosaur live at Umass Amherst 1986
Canned Heat’s best song

While we’re in the 60’s, I’d like to move it over a bit to Alvin Lee and 10 Years After and their insanely heavy “I’m Going Home in a Helicopter” from Woodstock.

Also, I never heard about this one before, but while I was browsing other Woodstock videos, I saw this one labeled “The Who before and after the Abbie Hoffman incident” which leads me to believe Abbie jumped on stage during the Who’s set, Pete Townsend hit him with his guitar or something that causes it to go out of tune, and as a result, he warns the crowd “The next person to get on the stage is going to be fucking KILLED”, which rules, even if you don’t like the Who.
The Who live at Woodstock

edit:
At Woodstock in 1969, Hoffman interrupted The Who’s performance to attempt a protest speech against the jailing of John Sinclair of the White Panther Party. He grabbed a microphone and yelled, “I think this is a pile of shit! While John Sinclair rots in prison. . .” The Who’s guitarist, Pete Townshend, unhappy with the interruption, cut Hoffman off mid-sentence, shouting, “Fuck off! Fuck off my fucking stage!” He then struck Hoffman with his guitar, sending the interloper tumbling offstage, to the approving roar of the crowd. Townshend later said that while he actually agreed with Hoffman on Sinclair’s imprisonment, he would have knocked him offstage regardless of the content of his message, given that Hoffman had violated the “sanctity of the stage,” i.e., the right of the band to perform uninterrupted by distractions not relevant to the actual show. The incident happened during a camera change and was not captured on film. However, the audio of this event can be heard on the The Who’s box set, Thirty Years of Maximum R&B (Disc 2, Track 20, “Abbie Hoffman Incident”). –Wikipedia

Ah, sounds about right — my Dad grew up with Abbie Hoffman in Worcester, Mass. and personally beat him up more than once…

So I’ve had the bizarre jungle fever for the past few days, i rarely get sick, so it’s always an ADVENTURE, i was dressed and ready for work this morning then laid down on my bed and fell asleep…for an HOUR. Whoops!

jhalp (2:42:30 PM): oh!
jhalp (2:42:41 PM): the pregnant man is on Oprah today fyi
jhalp (2:42:49 PM): in case you’re going to be tuning in
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Okay so turns out this is an extreeemly old install of WordPress, so to tighten things up security-wise we had to move some things around — but I will be uploading new and fun things soon, so STAY TUNED

hmm, there was something else I was going to blab about, but I forgot

Jack Falcon, blog EXCELLENCE since 2003